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Sunday, July 22, 2012

Financial crisis - the ticking timebomb...


This post is an advanced version of one of my earlier post, How the Bubble burst.

What is the credit crisis?
It's a financial fiasco including:
  • Sub-prime mortgages
  • Collateralized debt obligations (CDO)
  • Frozen credit markets
  • Credit default swaps (CDS)
The credit crisis brings two groups together, Home owners and Investors. There is common place for either of these groups to suffice their respective needs - a bunch of financial institutions commonly known as Banks.
It is these banks which actually initiate the process of creating this time bomb.

How does it actually work?
1. Let's say, a family A wants to buy a house and needs some money. 
There is another group called Z who is financially well off and has stash of money which it would like to invest.

2. Now, A goes to this bank B in need of money and the bank B lends them in return of an agreement to pay EMI (equated monthly income). A is happy because he knows the house that he bought at x amount is appreciating in terms of value and doesn't mind paying the EMI. B lends mortgage to many such home owners.

3. People from group Z would like to invest their money and want to become richer so they go to bank B for deposit, but, bank B pays a very low interest rate. So, not all investors from group Z are happy. In fact, very few park their money at low interest rate in the bank B.
This is observed by another investment bank 'IB' (probably of higher magnitude) and approaches small bank B. IB buys out these mortgages from B at a very good price and B is happy as it sold off its risk at better price! 

4. IB collects many of these mortgages and bundles them in one box. This box receives EMI monthly from all these mortgages. Now, IB does financial analysis and splits this box into three parts viz, Safe, Ok and Risky. This is called, 'Collateralize debt obligations' (CDO). A CDO works like cascade with Safe block at the top, when the money flows in, it first fills in the Safe block, then in the Ok, and finally in the Risky block. This means, in case if there is some family which defaults to pay their EMI then, first it will impact the lower most i.e Risky block.
To compensate this, the bottom block has the highest rate of return and the top most block has the lowest but still better rate of return as compared to bank B.
To make the top most block more safer IB will take a small fee usually called, 'Credit Default Swap' (CDS). Usually the CDS fee is charged by the insurance firms to protect the investor. Credit rating agencies will give the rating AAA on it. Credit rating firms have nothing to lose and they get money to rate the risky CDOs as AAA.
(Credit rating AAA is considered as the safest investment area)
Thus, Group Z investors are interested in these top block of safe CDOs which pays of better than normal bank B deposits.
IB sells of the rest of the CDO blocks to other high risk taking institutions like hedge funds, etc... thus, IB sold it risks and makes millions and is obviously happy!

Everyone is happy, in fact the Z group investors are so happy with the return on their investment that they demand for more of such safe CDOs. So, IB calls up bank B and asks for more mortgages. But bank B has no new mortgage as there are no more home buyers.
Now, as we know that prices of house are ever increasing so bank B thinks, if the home owner defaults then his house can be sold as collateral. Thus, bank B starts adding risk to the mortgage like, no down payments, no income checks etc... This is called 'Sub-Prime Mortgage'.

This is where the time bomb actually starts!

The above process, from 2 to 4 repeats. unsurprisingly, few the home owners start defaulting. Which stops EMI from the home owners. So what! Bank IB sells of their houses as house prices are high and covers up the default. But slowly and gradually as more and more home owners start defaulting, a situation arises where there is more supply then demand. Obviously, the housing prices will not increase in fact they plum.
Now the family A which is still paying the EMI thinks, "why we are paying so high value of EMI for house which is not worth that much?", and even they put up the house for sell and don't want to pay EMI. 
This increases the default rates and further diminishes the value. So now the question is, IB had taken a lot of credit from other countries to make the CDO boxes which is now worthless and IB cannot afford to pay back the money it borrowed. This situation is not only with IB but also, the family A, bank B and group Z. This is known as 'Frozen Credit Market' and eventually they go bankrupt. 

...BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!


Saturday, July 14, 2012

Professional dilemma at 30


 It’s been exactly 8 years since I graduated, so I have quite an idea of what the world after getting out of college feels like.

Don’t be a fucking drone!
By this, I mean never join any of the lame companies coming to your campus for bulk recruitment. This includes all IT sweatshops which offer the normal training-bench-mind-numbing-job routine, bulge bracket investment banks which work you like a dog for meager pay (which may seem high at first to some, but you’d eventually realize that it’s not worth it), and every other shitty company which pays like shit, and more importantly, robs you of some of your most productive years by forcing shitty work down your throat.
This is the worst way in which you could possibly start your professional life. You may not realize this then, but you will regret this when you turn 30 and have a mid-life crisis wondering why you aren’t filthy rich, why your job sucks and how your life didn’t quite turn out to be the way you imagined it would when you were a kid.

Steer away from the herd!
Don't just fall for any big company which is talked by most of your friends and folks.
Don’t study further just because every other clueless idiot is doing it. I know idiots who have gone abroad for their Masters or MBA just because their friends were doing it and they wanted to have fun for a couple of years. If you do that, never take an educational loan for that, because it’s highly likely that you’ll end up asking “Would you like fries with that?” or work in some shitty job there just because you want to recover your investment. You might feel great when you convert your dollar salary to rupees, but ultimately, you’re still just a drone. If you have a rich Dad who is willing to splurge on your education, then by all means, do it. Better still, just go for a world trip and then come back and take over your family business. Cheaper, more fun and a better use of your time.

The after MBA journey...
It's been 2 year since I did my PGDM in Finance and it is comletely different then what/how I expected.
If you do an MBA just because you want to “get into finance” since you can’t code for shit, then you need to know that most post-MBA jobs are very fucking boring. And the interesting ones are so few that only a fraction of the top students at the top colleges will be able to get those. The chances are so low that it’s not worth studying like a dog to get a good CAT/GMAT score, and then again for two years to get good scores in your MBA tests. Rather just work at interesting startups in related profiles, and jump on to the job you want without studying further.

Start/Join a startup - It is wroth taking a chance!
In your first couple of years after college, you probably aren’t going to make a shitload of money, so your opportunity cost is the lowest that it will ever be. This is the best time for you to experience the startup way, because "you don’t really have much to lose". If you don’t have a great idea or team or aren’t sure that you can do it, then join one.
Start something, work on side projects, freelance and do whatever it takes to diversify your income sources, so you aren’t dependent on a job, and don’t lose much even if your startup fails.
If your startup takes off, you’ll get to the 'fuck-you-money' point in a few years, and won’t ever need to work again just for money. You can then pursue something you’re really interested in — your passion — which improves the odds of success significantly. This Passion/Talent otherwise is unfortunately smothered in need of basic necessities.
And, even if you fail in the startup, you’ll have learned a lot more than you’d have at any lame job at a BigCo, and you’ll easily be able to get back in a better role at a BigCo than your peers (so its not really a failure). But you won’t want to. Because once you’ve worked at a startup, you’ll never ever want to work at a BigCo again. You’d rather want to build one from scratch.

Wonders of milk - Jo kheer piye so veer thiye...


This post is dedicated to all my sindhi folks out there...


During my childhood days my mother was obsessed with qualities of milk and just like most other kids I hated it too but she gavage me. I still remember, she used to recite a very nice poetry when I refused drinking and am sure most of the sindhi kids must have heard too. It goes like...

Jo Kheer Piye
So veer thiye
Dand zor vathhan
Daadha sunhira lagan
Akhiun ji jyot vadhe
Dadhi sunha thiye
Vathe zor badan
Lighan chust thiyan
Kheer safa sutho
Wah dadho mitho
Baaro acho piyoun
Bhare khir vatiyoun
De khir amma
Pee Parhan Vanya :)

Non sindhi folks, I know you must have stopped reading it after the second line... It means:
The one who drinks milk
Becomes brave/heroic
Has Strong teeth
Looks very handsome
The glow in his eyes increases
Develops strong limbs
Milk is so good
Oh so sweet
Come children
The bowls are filled with milk
Give me milk mother
So that I drink and go to study

As I grew older I started liking it and I like milk till this day. In fact I still prefer milk over coffee or tea. 
I don't know why, today while drinking milk, this poem came to my mind and how my mother used to recite it.
Here is the audio if you would like to cherish your old memories 
Jo kheer piye